Well its sooo hard not to feel positive!!!

Hey Hi and welcome Davy boy!!

Yup thats it thats all you get matey, I predict the nations euphoria will not last long and your boyish locks will be turning grey as I write this,

I hope you realised that Liebore threw the election and then the coalition talks on purpose so as NOT to be in power (where you are now) when their droppings hit the proverbial...

Good luck with the coalition with Lie Down party, but be very careful who you have in the cabinet. If you put any of the Socialists in then Liebore will know your every move and leak it before you can get to the doorstep to announce it.

The coming few weeks will show us how badly things have got out of control and you are walking into a wave of strikes and discontent from the lefties in the unions. I do not envy you your job at all, but I can tell you how to get the country behind you and perhaps stick with you through the hard times...the answer to that one Davey is to repeal loads of Liebour legislation...
Get rid of speed cameras except in proven accident spots would be a good start rein in the police force and curtail their powers, reinstate civil liberties eroded by Liebore, and as your first money making scheme get rid of ALL the Quangos that aren't absolutely needed (thats most of them),cut the bloated states throat and get shot of all the uneeded managerial positions that have been created (don't worry about making enemies they all voted Liebour anyway), institute a nursing drive to put more nurses and doctors in the NHS in place of the managers, and Davey for gods sake take a referendum on the re-ratification of the EU and when the people tell you NO don't sign up for it , use your brain and just walk away.

Then when you have done all that willl come the hard bit nationalise the banks, and print your own currency. Get out of the hands of the bankers as soon as possible. Cancel the debts to everyone of the greedy bastards and declare British sovereinty again, fly the flag you profess to love proudly again , institute a program of land cultivation for the good of all and make the yobs and criminals work for their food and ours.

You of course will not do very much of any of this let alone roll back the database state, so I will watch you as you flounder around without the support of the Nation and watch as you sink into the quagmire left for you by the Liebore wasters that went before you, I can't say I am happy at the thought but I will say to you that I for one will be watching you and your banker chums VERY closely, and if you thought Gorgon took some shit from the bloggers just wait a few weeks until the initial euphoria wears off and they start on you...when they realise that ...you politicians are ALL the same...

PS voting yourselves a pay rise would be a very VERY silly thing to do...

PPs Do not forget to charge the outgoing with all the crimes they should be tried for that one would get the public squarely behind you!!!