Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse in Wankminster...
Ed (Blinky) Balls erects his flagstaff in a campaign to come to the fore, skinny though his support has been(he has found it hard to pump up 33 hand shakes for his nomination) he has managed to hold his own and now may get his chance to shaft an entire country!!
What possible qualification can the man bring to the job in hand, I have to ask? His tight grasp of fistcal policy? No?... then maybe his consistancy in his unwavering stance on the need to go to war...No?...well what about his insistance on examining schoolchildren properly (hmm maybe)but ...Nah?
If you were a world leader and were about to have a meeting with the British PM would you want headlines like "Sarkozy agrees Balls agenda", " Balls in Merkel fiasco", Balls deep in disaster zone","Obama affirms 'special relationship with Balls", just think of the possibilities on the international front ...and then consider the domestic news... "Balls between a rock and a hard place on the economy", "Balls spouts tissue of lies","Global warming of great concern says Balls"
It surely cannot happen, not even Liebore supporters could be stupid enough to give him a helping hand into the Labour leaders seat! Well maybe they could, we can live in hope I suppose!!!
I would love to see him as leader interrupted in his speech to the Liebore party conference by a heckler..."Balls cut off in mid flow" would make such a lovely morning headline don'tcha think????