My readers should know by now that I have NO love of football; so here are a couple of New jokes sent to me by a friend,
Severe weather warning from the Met Office: apparently there is a shower of shit on its way from Africa at this time, due to arrive immanently!
Whats the difference between a Tea Bag and the England Squad, the bag stays in the cup longer!
and my personal fave...
Some of the England team will make history tomorrow, as the first white men to land in England and be told to Fuck Off back to Africa!!!
Who thinks these things up eh!!!