Showing posts with label Leaders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Leaders. Show all posts

Saturday, 25 September 2010

Retard ed politics

We have a new Liebore leader, and its a recipe for disaster if the party ever get back into power. Gorgon Browns favourite has won beating the Bliaralike banana waving chimp into second place by just 1.3% of the vote.

Why do I title this post Retard ed politics, because the unions have held sway and the new 'leader is going to drag the old socialism out of the depths of the mouldy old coal sack that it had been relegated to...

I get it, he kept saying...I get what you the people want...I get it....NO, Ed, you do not get it what you get is your chance at becoming a multi-millionaire like Bliar and I have no doubt you will work assiduously for that end, sharing as much as you can with your brother and ignoring again the people of this country, the once Great Britain that you and your like have dragged over the precipice of disaster, with no thought for the ordinary'working' man and woman, who you and your ilk have saddled with enormous debt and repressive laws.

The people do not deserve to get you or any of your disingenuous fellows, they do not deserve to see this country decieved and betrayed by your double faced treasonous lies again.

Your party have spoken/voted for the least poisoned chalice, the one least tainted by the past, the trouble with the choice they have made is that it is the least intelligent form of socialism that they are voting on bringing back and the only hope that they have is that the rest of the country unite to make sure that you never achieve the top seat, at the top table.

If the voters of this country are stupid enough to fall for your dim witted charm, to vote you in, then really there is no hope for us, no hope at all...

Sunday, 20 June 2010

If you were a world leader who would you like to go home to...

Ok , its fantasy world leader league, and you have to choose !!!
It's knocking off time...
You're on your way home after a hard days screwing up the planet and it's inhabitants. It's time to kick back and relax for a few hours before you have to face the fray once more and decide the fate of millions of poor suckers worldwide.
So who would you like to be?
Would you be

Barhack O'Blahblah...

and go home to this...
whilst thinking of this...


or would you like to be ...

iDave Cameraman...

and go home to this...

Whilst trying NOT to think of this...
and how it slept in the same place you are and what IT might have got up to with Dennis???....


Or how about being...

Knickerless (Shorty) Sarklousy...

and go home to this


or then again you could choose to be ...

Slavering Barefacedloony

and go home to this...

or stay out late with this...
or this...


or this...



or this...
or this...
It's a wonder he ever actually made it home really...the wonders of Viagra eh!!!


though I don't suppose you'd choose to be...

Vlad (the impaler)Putitin

and go home to this...

but do try to remember he always has had a flexible outlook and works very hard at the office...
and may not get home till late because of this...
So who are you gonna be???
come on is it such a hard question (it may be by now eh!, )

ME????

Well I have to admit i'm quite fond of this...

But then you'd have to be dead not to be, wouldn't you?