If you were a world leader who would you like to go home to...

Ok , its fantasy world leader league, and you have to choose !!!
It's knocking off time...
You're on your way home after a hard days screwing up the planet and it's inhabitants. It's time to kick back and relax for a few hours before you have to face the fray once more and decide the fate of millions of poor suckers worldwide.
So who would you like to be?
Would you be

Barhack O'Blahblah...

and go home to this...

whilst thinking of this...

or would you like to be ...

iDave Cameraman...

and go home to this...

Whilst trying NOT to think of this...
and how it slept in the same place you are and what IT might have got up to with Dennis???....

Or how about being...

Knickerless (Shorty) Sarklousy...

and go home to this

or then again you could choose to be ...

Slavering Barefacedloony

and go home to this...

or stay out late with this...

or this...


or this...

or this...

or this...

It's a wonder he ever actually made it home really...the wonders of Viagra eh!!!


though I don't suppose you'd choose to be...

Vlad (the impaler)Putitin

and go home to this...

but do try to remember he always has had a flexible outlook and works very hard at the office...
and may not get home till late because of this...

So who are you gonna be???
come on is it such a hard question (it may be by now eh!, )

ME????

Well I have to admit i'm quite fond of this...

But then you'd have to be dead not to be, wouldn't you?