My readers should know by now that I have NO love of football; so here are a couple of New jokes sent to me by a friend,
Severe weather warning from the Met Office: apparently there is a shower of shit on its way from Africa at this time, due to arrive immanently!
Whats the difference between a Tea Bag and the England Squad, the bag stays in the cup longer!
and my personal fave...
Some of the England team will make history tomorrow, as the first white men to land in England and be told to Fuck Off back to Africa!!!
Who thinks these things up eh!!!
Brill!!!
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
Monday, 28 June 2010
Abbott and 'THE WALL' (which wall is that then?)
A storm in a teacup?
Well it should be if it were not for the fact that every time the woman opens her mouth she shoots herself down in flames!
This time it is over her sending her son to a special school (oops sorry didn't mean 'special' in that sense, your party closed all of those down didn't it!), and then defending her action by saying that West Indian mum's go to the wall for their children.
What wall is she talking about here?
Is it the famous Eton and it's Wall Game?...No I don't think so, wouldn't that be betraying her Liebore rootz to far?
Well, does she mean the wall that has reached present coinage in such events as Marathons?, if she does then I am puzzled, I understood that 'wall' to be a point sometime before the end of the race where people easily give up and go no further!! So is she intimating that West Indian mothers will only go just so far and no further, leaving their offspring high and dry without support? It may seem so given the large numbers who resort to 'gang culcha' and all that goes with it!
Or was she referring to THE WALL?, the one that was past coinage in the English language, the wall that no one walks back from, standing blindfolded against waiting for the inevitable...BANG!
It may have been some sort of Freudian slip on her part suggesting that mothers of West Indian kids ought to be shot for their abandonment of said children to the inner city violence which is rife in certain areas of this country!!
Her quote should ensure (though I am sure it will not) that no self respecting West Indian mother from her constituency votes for her ever again, showing her as an elitist SNOB who doesn't think her constituents are worthy of mixing with , and I quote;
I knew what could happen if my son went to the wrong school and got in with the wrong crowd. They are subjected to peer pressure and when that happens it's very hard for a mother to save her son. Once a black boy is lost to the world of the gangs, it's very hard to get them back.It would have been perhaps better for your son Ms Abott if 'you' had not got involved with that Liebore 'massif' gang and sucumbed to their insidious 'peer' pressure, maybe then the schools you denigrate would have been working properly and your son might have had a better chance of remaining human as opposed to feral!
Faced with the failure of your own party/governments policy and actions in dealing with schools your answer was to become a closet CONSERVATIVE was it? ....Interesting!
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
Honeymoon Period,and PMT
Well it didn't take long now did it?
Just like O'Bummer they have reneged on every promise they made prior to being elected, first of all it was "well we have had to make some compromises because both parties have to agree", yeah just like at a wedding when they say "I do".
...and the whole country was saying "Give theem a chance, they have only just got into bed together, I'm sure it will all work ot allright. Anything is better than the other lot".
NO, I''m sorry but anything is NOT better than the other lot!! What would be better than the other lot would be a party/parties that didn't lie through their teeth to get the contract and then completeely disregard the promises made, this marriage is more like a marriage of convenience where both parties say they're going to live together and then after the ceremony fuck off to differtent homes in different cars pocketing the cash for the wedding presents they hocked after the service!
Honeymoon period yeah!, so no sex then and no satisfaction for us the lied to population.
PMT?, that stands for POLITICIANS MENDACIOUS TWATS!
What I find hard to believe, like my friend GOT, is the absolute silence from the blogging community, are they all just so GOBSMACKED by this that they cannot protest!! BS left a comment on GOT's post saying it had been leaked for so long that we all knew the details and it was no surprise, no surprise?, what the fuck has that got to do with it mate, we are the ones who rip the shit out of lying politicians remember!
Were we surprised when GORDOOM pulled his dirty tricks at the election...NO!...and we still ripped the shit out of him and hisWhere have all my blogger mates gone to?...is it a question of JOB OVER, Gorgon's gone and now our party are in, we will just become part of the MSM and kowtow to the bastards , no matter how much they lie and decieve us?
Hang every last one of the lying scumbags!!! Let them be a lesson to those who wish to govern us!!!
I said it weeks back and I will say it again. THERE SHOULD BE NO HONEYMOON PERIOD FOR GOVERNMENTS their job is to govern not bask in the dusking light of some tropical fucking paradise isle while we poor fuckers left here suffer !! It should be 'straight on to the business at hand',namely sorting out the mess left by the last bunch of lying troughing bastards that warmed the seats of the government benches!
Every fucking one of them (on all sides of the house( have been off on a fucking holiday while we wait outside the headmasters office like naughty schoolkids expecting a caneing!, Well the caneing has started now they have had their little rest break and you know what? Even though I knew it was 'coming' even though it was no 'surprise', I for one do not like it one little bit!!...I was prepared to take SOME punishment for the Liebore deciets but I expected the bloated public sector to get hit first and very hard, you watch the government will cave in to the unions because they will strike, thats the trouble with us taxpayers though isn't it WE never strike!
Just like O'Bummer they have reneged on every promise they made prior to being elected, first of all it was "well we have had to make some compromises because both parties have to agree", yeah just like at a wedding when they say "I do".
...and the whole country was saying "Give theem a chance, they have only just got into bed together, I'm sure it will all work ot allright. Anything is better than the other lot".
NO, I''m sorry but anything is NOT better than the other lot!! What would be better than the other lot would be a party/parties that didn't lie through their teeth to get the contract and then completeely disregard the promises made, this marriage is more like a marriage of convenience where both parties say they're going to live together and then after the ceremony fuck off to differtent homes in different cars pocketing the cash for the wedding presents they hocked after the service!
Honeymoon period yeah!, so no sex then and no satisfaction for us the lied to population.
PMT?, that stands for POLITICIANS MENDACIOUS TWATS!
What I find hard to believe, like my friend GOT, is the absolute silence from the blogging community, are they all just so GOBSMACKED by this that they cannot protest!! BS left a comment on GOT's post saying it had been leaked for so long that we all knew the details and it was no surprise, no surprise?, what the fuck has that got to do with it mate, we are the ones who rip the shit out of lying politicians remember!
Were we surprised when GORDOOM pulled his dirty tricks at the election...NO!...and we still ripped the shit out of him and hisWhere have all my blogger mates gone to?...is it a question of JOB OVER, Gorgon's gone and now our party are in, we will just become part of the MSM and kowtow to the bastards , no matter how much they lie and decieve us?
Hang every last one of the lying scumbags!!! Let them be a lesson to those who wish to govern us!!!
I said it weeks back and I will say it again. THERE SHOULD BE NO HONEYMOON PERIOD FOR GOVERNMENTS their job is to govern not bask in the dusking light of some tropical fucking paradise isle while we poor fuckers left here suffer !! It should be 'straight on to the business at hand',namely sorting out the mess left by the last bunch of lying troughing bastards that warmed the seats of the government benches!
Every fucking one of them (on all sides of the house( have been off on a fucking holiday while we wait outside the headmasters office like naughty schoolkids expecting a caneing!, Well the caneing has started now they have had their little rest break and you know what? Even though I knew it was 'coming' even though it was no 'surprise', I for one do not like it one little bit!!...I was prepared to take SOME punishment for the Liebore deciets but I expected the bloated public sector to get hit first and very hard, you watch the government will cave in to the unions because they will strike, thats the trouble with us taxpayers though isn't it WE never strike!
Damn and Blast, I'm Virused!
I don't know whether it is the PTB screwing with my laptop or just bad luck, yes yes I do have anti virus running and I had just updated it !!! Right after the last post too, suspicious or what?
It just locked up mid posting and thats the lot!
Am typing this on a standby notebook thing which is hard work so, if you all don't hear much from me for a couple of days then you'll know why, will still try to drop the odd comment or two about the place !
Ps thanks for the link GOT!!, I need every one I can get!
It just locked up mid posting and thats the lot!
Am typing this on a standby notebook thing which is hard work so, if you all don't hear much from me for a couple of days then you'll know why, will still try to drop the odd comment or two about the place !
Ps thanks for the link GOT!!, I need every one I can get!
Cameron!, you lying TWAT!!
Well thats it for me!!!
The lying MOTHERFUCKERS have just lost all credibility, not that they had much left anyway but what they did have is gone ,Kaput,Finis, not only has Osbourne whacked up VAT by 2.5% but more to the point the so called leader has done a deal with the EU!!!
Camerons sell out here
It all just goes to show what a bunch of two faced lying bastards they all are, he didn't even try to bargain a better position , he just caved in rolled over and gave the British public the finger!!
Hague has fallen asleep here, whilst the gobshite to his left looks like he realises that he's not getting his seat back come the next election now that the 'dear' Leader has reneged on his promise of a referendum and agreed the budget which includes the hike in VAT which they said wouldn't happen!!
They ALL need STRINGING UP from lamposts NOW!!! How can we sit by and let such mendacious pieces of shit rule over us, I'm afraid it must be time for REVOLUTION as the peaceful voters way we have tried is obviously no impediment to them doing exactly as they wish to once in power.
FUCK EM string em all up and have done with it . then make a LAW that any public servant caught out in ANY KIND OF A LIE is immediately hung drawn and quartered!!
I am SO SICK OF THIS!!!!
The lying MOTHERFUCKERS have just lost all credibility, not that they had much left anyway but what they did have is gone ,Kaput,Finis, not only has Osbourne whacked up VAT by 2.5% but more to the point the so called leader has done a deal with the EU!!!
Camerons sell out here
It all just goes to show what a bunch of two faced lying bastards they all are, he didn't even try to bargain a better position , he just caved in rolled over and gave the British public the finger!!
They ALL need STRINGING UP from lamposts NOW!!! How can we sit by and let such mendacious pieces of shit rule over us, I'm afraid it must be time for REVOLUTION as the peaceful voters way we have tried is obviously no impediment to them doing exactly as they wish to once in power.
FUCK EM string em all up and have done with it . then make a LAW that any public servant caught out in ANY KIND OF A LIE is immediately hung drawn and quartered!!
I am SO SICK OF THIS!!!!
Li-Dem Ocutor
Is it just me or do the Lib/Dems seem to be dropping like flies!?
Its as if now they have access to the bright shiny light of power, they are being zapped out of existence by the shit they have been rolling in that has not been given any notice all the time they were also ran's.
What does it take to get decent upstanding people into government?
The latest idiot was quite content to have his (seriously ugly, slap faced bitch on heat) on the side as long as no one found out about it, now all of a sudden he's leaving his wife of umpty do-dah years in favour of said bit of fresher crackling.
This, despite running on the ticket of being a completely committed husband to his partner!
It is all just lies and spin with these people, I don't really care that he had a bit on the side, what I care about is his lies! Lies which he was quite happy to tell to the voters to get/keep his nose in the trough, BASTARD!
Its his wife and family I feel sorry for and I hope she divorces him and gets every penny he's got!!!
Roll on the Budget!!
Its as if now they have access to the bright shiny light of power, they are being zapped out of existence by the shit they have been rolling in that has not been given any notice all the time they were also ran's.
What does it take to get decent upstanding people into government?
The latest idiot was quite content to have his (seriously ugly, slap faced bitch on heat) on the side as long as no one found out about it, now all of a sudden he's leaving his wife of umpty do-dah years in favour of said bit of fresher crackling.
This, despite running on the ticket of being a completely committed husband to his partner!
It is all just lies and spin with these people, I don't really care that he had a bit on the side, what I care about is his lies! Lies which he was quite happy to tell to the voters to get/keep his nose in the trough, BASTARD!
Its his wife and family I feel sorry for and I hope she divorces him and gets every penny he's got!!!
Roll on the Budget!!
Monday, 21 June 2010
England 0 Punchlines 3
All England games will be moved to the gay channel next week...
As the sight of 11 arseholes being hammered repeatedly for 90 minutes will be much too explicit for sky!
Bloke goes into a brothel and says I'm a bit kinky. How much for total humiliation?
The madam tells him £37.50...Wow what do I get for that...An England shirt!
Teacher to class, "What does your daddy do at week-ends?
Little boy, "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the price is right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".
Teacher takes boy outside ,"Is that true?"
"No Miss it's bollox. He's the goalkeeper for England but I'm too embarrased to say that!".
As the sight of 11 arseholes being hammered repeatedly for 90 minutes will be much too explicit for sky!
Bloke goes into a brothel and says I'm a bit kinky. How much for total humiliation?
The madam tells him £37.50...Wow what do I get for that...An England shirt!
Teacher to class, "What does your daddy do at week-ends?
Little boy, "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the price is right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".
Teacher takes boy outside ,"Is that true?"
"No Miss it's bollox. He's the goalkeeper for England but I'm too embarrased to say that!".
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